It's not fair! You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. It's bad enough to go to school, leave school, go to work, leave work, do homework and then wait for my dad to get off of the computer so that I can do stuff. Just wait a sec while I stop the music. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. But for now I can only dream of that. Sleeping is fun. To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. Anyway, seeya! But I can't think of anything to write about. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. I'm so very, very tired. It just sounded very professional to say it. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. What a good idea! Do you know story about the longest story in the world? my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. On video games. It's spiffy. Yes. I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! It sucked. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! But that is false! It's not FAIR. Yeah. GRAVITY IS EVIL! If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. And secret? Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. | 12.46 KB, JSON | You don't know either? It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. Sometimes I just do this, you know? i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. But somewhere, it exists. Login Sign up. We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. The title contains the longest word. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. hello, I like to play Fortnite it is a really good game. *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. Maybe. Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? from graduation. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. I know a topic! We thank you! I can't remember what. He is pure evil. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. No, really. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. I'm back! Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. Okay. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. Originally from Northern Ireland, she is an artist now based in Berlin. Now THAT'S just weird. Wellit's not. You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! The number of licks, I mean. WowI really must be bored. They're basically begging on the street. This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. My answer is simple. I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? I'm bored. It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. And I can't think of anything else to do. He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. But, you should know that, since you like reading. Far away. Needless to say, I felt right at home. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. My mother visited relatives. And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! I should be asleep. Come on, think about it! | 13.45 KB, JSON | Wellthey are. But does anyone test "pure" water? A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. Waithowhow can I BE logic? Oh, well. It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! Warning* Extremely long pasta. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. Or his mom did. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. But it's all good. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! How do you know I even exist? 16 min ago Are you tired. It doesn't matter. I can't think of anything!? maybe the longest text ever. If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. Think about it. Air pressure. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. You don't know who Squirell is? *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! That was the high point of the entire trip. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. Any miniute now. Any way, that's it for now. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. Emma Taggart is a Contributing Writer at My Modern Met. That's why. Did I resume asking retorical questions? Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? And mildly weirded-out. Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). You want me to stay. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. Now I can think. I'm back. I wonder why anyone would read this? (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. I gave up in exasperation. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. No? 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. That means my pointless obsession has actually entertained someone besides me! I'm leavin', for now. But for a different reason. *sighs dramatically* I'm back. The movie ends with him in a coma. 11. *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. Did it make more sense that this text? Surely you have heard of her? I had some conspriacy or another to rant about. Gee, I hope not! But wait! And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. OkayI can do it. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". *sniffle* i do, too. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. Why, you ask? It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Or maybe not. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! I'm completly and totally addicted. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. That's right, a sword! I sure am. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! But never senile. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! I want an elective. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. Hey, where are you going?! Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Maybe. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. It just doesn't make any sense. Now no one can ever say that I don't take care of my viewers. It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! Teens Against Cartoon Owls. That's exactly what tanning is like. Now, don't get me wrong. Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. *gagged reader glares* What's that? You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. Wal-mart TV is evil. Which is what I do best. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. | 0.79 KB, JSON | Seeya! I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. Typical. See? Keep pressing it. After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. SHARE. She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. I want SOME free time. Imagine reading a novel with a sentence that was 40 000 words long! Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. Okay. But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. this is not a long paragraph it is multiple, I am just not as pretty as my friend Haylee she is fab so give me a chance for this job. What's that. See, very weird. Nowadays, postmodern fiction writers such as John Barth are still influenced by Faulkners run-on technique. the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. I mean, who'd a thought? OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? That's right! I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" But everything else I've said so far is true. I'm back. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. This has been a public service announcment. HEEEEY! Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. Does the commercial take that into account? I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). To prevent this, I did nothing. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! I bet it does. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. In you, I found love, a friend, a companion, a mother, a role model, a perfect human, in short, you're my total package. Introduction In the business world, communication by e-mail is indispensable. I founded the secret message, you ok man? Sometimes I crack myself up. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? Seeya. What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider making a donation. And hotand smoky. But, for a time, Faulkner took the run-on as far as it could go. Because in some world, the video game is real. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. You people sicken me. And what did he do to me? I know, I took you completly by suprise. I can't believe I'm bothering to do this. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. 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The experimental writers sentence style inspired hundreds of writers since, including Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and other masters of modern literature. Today's rant is a panic rant. It's not like I have anything better to do. Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. Woooo! "Purified" water. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. Wow. Not my family! What would happen when that dreamer woke? I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. You wanna play that way. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? I'm a genius. It's a law, I think. It was pretty good. I must really be desperate for something to do. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. I forgot it's name. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. Does it serve an obvious purpose? How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. It does all my Math for me. Just how much time do they have on their hands. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. But it's not. Waitaren't I already doing that? My dad. People need to make the time to waste time. Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. Moving on, I finaly managed to coax my sister (I'm tired of writing Mrs. X) to tentativly guess that America fought in the Civil War. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Yea, me! May your day be shiney! This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Okay, fire is loud. 'Ah the power of cheese!' Hits all right. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! Either way, I'm here. It hurt. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. The notag. I mean, after all, I made this site. What? but they did not give the award because i was a kid :C, @arkin It is supposedly the worlds longest published novel in English at 2.5 million words. Or maybe not.